The Lazy Chicagoan’s Guide to a Spotless Apartment (Without Lifting a Finger)

Let’s be real—between work, social life, and deep-dish pizza nights, keeping your Chicago apartment clean is probably last on your to-do list. But what if you could have a spotless space without scrubbing a single toilet? Here’s how to make it happen (hint: it involves more Netflix and less bleach).

1. Outsource the Hard Stuff (Because You Deserve It)

Why waste your weekend wrestling with grime when you could be brunching in Wicker Park? A professional home cleaning service handles the dirty work so you don’t have to. Pro tip: Book a recurring apartment cleaning to keep your place guest-ready 24/7.

What to Delegate:

• Deep cleans: Let experts tackle oven grease and shower scum (deep cleaning help exists for a reason).
• Time-sucking tasks: Mopping, dusting, and fridge wipe-downs.

2. The 5-Minute “Fake It Till You Make It” Clean

Unexpected guests? Do this lightning-fast tidy-up while your Uber pulls up:

• Clutter jail: Toss everything into one basket (deal with it later—or never).
• Scent hacks: Light a candle or spritz linen spray. Instant “I definitely cleaned” vibes.
• Focus zones: Wipe the sink, fluff the couch pillows, and call it a day.

3. Stop Cleaning Things That Don’t Matter

Chicagoans are busy—stop wasting time on these overrated tasks:

• Folding fitted sheets: Ball them up and throw them in the closet. No one cares.
• Dusting weekly: Unless you have allergies, once a month is fine (or schedule a cleaning to handle it).
• Organizing junk drawers: That’s future-you’s problem.

4. Let Technology Do the Work

Your phone can clean your apartment for you—seriously. Try:

• Robot vacuums: Let Roomba eat your crumbs.
• Auto-ship cleaning supplies: Never run out of dish soap again.
• App-based bookings: Tap once to get your space cleaned by pros.

5. The Ultimate Lazy Hack: Prevention

Less mess = less cleaning. Steal these habits:

• Shoes off at the door: Keep Chicago street sludge out.
• 10-second rule: Put things away immediately (or pay a cleaning service near me to do it later).
• Mini trash cans everywhere: Because walking to the kitchen is effort.